So I showed my friend this gif and she goes
Sarah: One of those is like the size of my ass…
Me: Some girls are just gifted.
Sarah: That’s not gifted, that’s burdened.
madzeelyn
Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Obama)
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
Mom takes Gangnam Style to a new level
> This was like watching the most serious people in the world try to have fun.
> I was a little bummed out that mom didn’t start popping and locking when it was her turn at the end.
> Just called my mom and told her we have to do this now. her response:
“…no… why don’t I just make you some cookies”
> Gangnam Style is Korea’s ‘Macarena.’
> Dude’s not a bad dancer at all.
> She has some serious Gangmom Style.
> She was flawless. Glad she was 100% committed to it!
Screaming sheep
> Thought this was going to be stupid, I’m still laughing.
> This is… Amazing.
> Be in my head all damn day.
(Source: sucks2beyourightnow)
Here’s the Legend of Dora video for those who weren’t able to see it due to being in another country!
The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”the fuck just happened
tumblr happened
WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT
if I die young
bury me in swag
lay me down on a bed of snapbacks
sink me in a river at 4:20 o’clock
send me away with the words of drake songs
and serve fried chicken to the guests
i said swag not racism
FILIPINO TUBES BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALL
3 days and 3 assignments left.
Latin: Translations and analyses of Amores 1.1, 1.3, and 1.9.- English: I have 200+ pages of Blindness left to read, along with the 24 quotes I have to find and analyze.
- Topics: Halfway through proofreading my IA, I only have to edit the Analysis and Conclusion.
- Extended Essay:
Fuck you, IB.I finished the experiment. But I haven’t even started the actual writing of the 4000 word draft, I’m still trying to figure out the background chemistry. Then I have to write the entire paper.
Oh yeah, and let’s not forget those ever important college apps.
- First deadline: September 28.
- Somewhat started on my personal essay for QB. The other two mini ones will be easier to write.
Fuck everything. I think I can finish Topics and maybe make a dent on my EE. But there is no way I’ll finish the entire draft——————-BRILLIANT REALIZATION MIDSENTENCE.
Because of the Senior Panorama, I don’t have English until Thursday! 2 extra days! YES. I don’t have Topics until Wednesday, so I can blow that off an extra day, assuming that the 4th is a Day 1. But I still have TOK on Tuesday, so I better finish the EE first. >___<
Okay I changed my mind, maybe because I have more time for Topics and English I can pull off the EE. But for now, screw those assignments.
We are never
getting back together
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